enemaofthestate:

sharonosbourne:

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

im so happy

IT GOT SO BIG

changetheworldlaugh:

-

jocazzi:

A quick way to become Aziraphale

jocazzi:

A quick way to become Aziraphale

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

smilingemoticon:

• all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
• sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
• all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
• your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
• always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

thatdamnedamerican:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

videohall:

Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend

> If your friends acted like your pets, you probably wouldn’t keep them around for long.

timelordy-teganbreann:

sev4ev:

thegirlbehindthegasmask:

tomhiddleston-h:

OMG IT’S BACK

BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. NO ONE TELL ME DIFFERENT.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS LIFE

RORY’S PERSONS LEGS AT 0:54

liveinphoenix:

singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song

enemaofthestate:

sharonosbourne:

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

im so happy

IT GOT SO BIG

changetheworldlaugh:

-

jocazzi:

A quick way to become Aziraphale

jocazzi:

A quick way to become Aziraphale

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

smilingemoticon:

• all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
• sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
• all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
• your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
• always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

thatdamnedamerican:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

videohall:

Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend

> If your friends acted like your pets, you probably wouldn’t keep them around for long.

timelordy-teganbreann:

sev4ev:

thegirlbehindthegasmask:

tomhiddleston-h:

OMG IT’S BACK

BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. NO ONE TELL ME DIFFERENT.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS LIFE

RORY’S PERSONS LEGS AT 0:54

liveinphoenix:

singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song